[The SSWC Outcast] German for Singlespeeders

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Die sagen nicht "Kraut" - das machen die Amis. Die sagen "Germs".

 

[nightfire]

"Hey - Kraut - wo sein große Jugendherberge in Russische Sektor?"

Not falling for that one!

P::..

 

[whoa]

best football team in town - Eisern Union

 

[nightfire]

How much for a good pieceof fish in this town?

 

[phattyred]

my lawyer is going to give you a hard time – Kokokokokokolores!

 

[madbull]

Die sagen nicht "Kraut" - das machen die Amis. Die sagen "Germs".

Charlies... Tommies... Is' das nich' eh alles dasselbe?!

 

[FuzzyLogic]

How much for a good pieceof fish in this town?

That's a good idea, let nightfire give us the phrases he is going to need in Berlin and we translate them for him.

(Irgendwie erinnert mich das alles an den Nutella- Werbespot mit Kevin Kuranyi.)

 

[Kokopelli]

How much for a good pieceof fish in this town?

Ich hätte gerne ein Eisbein mit Sauerkraut!

'I need a doctor!' - Jaaaaaaaaaaaan....ach nee, besser nicht!

Gruß Koko

 

[madbull]

May I introduce you to Phaty - Mann ist der Dickmann!

 

[singlespeedpunk]

Hi people,

Here are some phrases I will need in Germany:

"Please form a que to register for the race, girls with big breasts first"

"Wow, what the hell is in this drink?"

"Cloxxki, please stop talking about frame angles"

"Nightfire, please stop talking about carbon fibre"

"Biff, please stop harrassing my girlfriend"

"its all his fault, officer!" (points at Phaty)

"I appeal to the jury to show mercy"

"No I don't want a blindfold or a last cigarrette"



SSP

 

[Eisenfahrer]

Hi people,

Here are some phrases I will need in Germany:

"Wow, what the hell is in this drink?"

Was soll das für eine Plörre sein?

"Cloxxki, please stop talking about frame angles"

Ich bin stolz auf Dich Landmann

"Nightfire, please stop talking about carbon fibre"

Ich bin stolz auf Dich Landmann

"Biff, please stop harrassing my girlfriend"

Du kannst sie haben

"its all his fault, officer!" (points at Phaty)

Der Dicke war's

"I appeal to the jury to show mercy"

Macht Ihn alle


Good friends allway help each other

reiner

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Alternatively you could use these phrases:

"Please form a que to register for the race, girls with big breasts first"

Stupid idea, that way they'll be gone first, and we will still stand in line for hours. But ok: Bitte eine Reihe bilden zur Einschreibung, Maedels mit grossen Titten nach vorn."

"Wow, what the hell is in this drink?"

"Wow, bitte noch ein Glas davon."

"Cloxxki, please stop talking about frame angles"

"Bitte noch zwei Bier fuer Cloxxki und mich."

"Nightfire, please stop talking about carbon fibre"

"Bitte noch zwei Bier fuer Nightfire und mich."

"Biff, please stop harrassing my girlfriend"

Is she looking good? In that case the right sentence is: "Hallo Leute, kennt jemand meine Freundin noch nicht?"

"its all his fault, officer!" (points at Phaty)

"Der Dicke war's"

"I appeal to the jury to show mercy"

"Ich bin mir meiner Vergehen voll bewusst."

"No I don't want a blindfold or a last cigarrette"

"Schiesst mir einfach in den Ruecken"

 

[Kokopelli]

"I appeal to the jury to show mercy"

Ich appelliere an die Geschworenen...Geschworenen? Verdammt, wo sind die Geschworenen?...Herr Richter, ich war's nicht! Ehrlich!

 

[madbull]

"Please form a que to register for the race, girls with big breasts first"

Umgekehrt alphabetisch nach Körbchengröße angetreten!

"Wow, what the hell is in this drink?"

* R Ö C H E L *

"Cloxxki, please stop talking about frame angles"

*just test the stability of German beer bottles on a Dutch pig-head*

"Nightfire, please stop talking about carbon fibre"

*just test the stability of German beer bottles on an English pig-head*

"Biff, please stop harrassing my girlfriend"

*just test the stability of broken German beer bottles on an English pig-head's throat*

"its all his fault, officer!" (points at Phaty)

Der Dicke im Hawaii-Hemd war's!

"I appeal to the jury to show mercy"

Gnaaaaaaaade... Ich geb' euch alles, was ihr wollt! Hier - ein Matt Chester - was sagt ihr?!?

"No I don't want a blindfold or a last cigarrette"

*throwing down your Matt Chester from the Generator's roof* Mich kriegt ihr nicht - und mein Bike schon gar nicht! *jumping after it with a fading, abrupt ceasing mad laughter*

 

[phatlizard]

In 2 Tagen geht die OUTCAST in den Druck - und ich hab Endstress ... !!!

Ein paar Sachen hab ich übernommen.

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