Innlosester Thread den es gibt!!! (Spamthread)

Tom (02:49 PM) : hab neues spielzeug bekommen heute :)
Tom (02:49 PM) : muss ich gleich nacher ausprobiern^^
Schorsch (02:50 PM) : mit oder ohne vibration :D *wegwerf*
Tom (02:50 PM) : lol
Tom (02:50 PM) : ich hoffe keine^^
 
hier ein weiteres beispiel.
ein amerikaner (chris) kommt nach england zum radeln.
ich hatte dieses gespräch gerade eben in einem amerikanischen forum.



als erstes kommt der englisch grundkurs für unseren amerikaner.

Alrighty!! Lets see here if I can start us off

English........American

Crisps..........Chips
Chips...........French Fries
Pavement.....Sidewalk
Trousers.......Pants
Pants............Boxers/Underwear
Wanka..........Someone who Beats off alot
Chav............Somone who talks like MC Devvo and steals stuff and shit
Scally..........(See Chav)
Mosher.........Punk/Rocker
Petrol...........Gas
Porridge.......Oatmeal
Oatmeal.......What you feed to horses
Lifts..............Elevators
Expensive......Cheaper


zu diesem zeitpunkt stelle ich meiner einer dem amerikaner vor.
daraufhin ein delamere local .... CHRIS, THAT WAS SEB ! You havnt met him yet.



jetzt die qualifizierte antwort eines echten amerikaners.
Chris: Seb? does that stand for like Sexualy Enabled Dude?




jetzt meine antwort.

SE:

Muahaha ... Don't even know me and you are already messing around with my name.
So let me retaliate.

I know that you are from America and thus I will forgive you your ineptitude.
But I do feel the need to point out that my name is Seb.

Which is long for SE or short for Sebastian.
At some point Haz even declared me a Sebstitute.

My name however is not SED!
Please give my name a appropriate meaning so I may travel to the country of Americaland without being killed.

And finally....
God save the Queen rather than God's country.

That should make me real popular! :D

Anybody that takes a single word of the above seriously qualifies as a true American!


sehr lustig diese kolonisten.
 
Why bicycles are better than Women...
Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
 
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nicht ganz bäm, aber fast
 
ohne innlos geht nicht .... also post i was alltahr.

welcher typ bist du?

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