Once upon a time, three middle-aged men, named Bill, Joe, and Frank, decided to go on a bike trip despite their bad health. They were all in their mid-forties, and had been friends for years. They had always talked about going on a bike trip together, but had never found the time.
The day of the trip arrived, and the three men set out early in the morning. However, from the start, they complained about the road conditions. The roads were bumpy and in poor condition, and the men were not used to the rough terrain. Bill, who had a bad back, was in constant pain and grumbled about it the whole way. Joe, who had high blood pressure, was sweating profusely and panting for breath. Frank, who had asthma, found it hard to catch his breath, and had to take frequent breaks.
As they rode, the weather took a turn for the worse. It started to rain, and the men were not prepared for it. They grumbled and complained about how cold and wet they were, and how they wished they had stayed at home.
Despite their complaints, they continued on their journey. They stopped at small towns and local restaurants along the way, but their complaints continued. They complained about the food, the service, and the prices. They complained about the bad weather and the poor road conditions. They even complained about the scenery, saying it was not as beautiful as they had imagined.
The trip finally came to an end, and the men returned home, feeling worse than when they had left. They had not enjoyed the trip, and were left with nothing but complaints and regrets. They realized that instead of enjoying the journey, they had focused on the negative aspects and missed out on the beauty and adventure that the trip had to offer.